Alternative uses of paperclips

11 Post author: taw 08 January 2012 06:24PM

Somewhere in the distant galaxy, Clippys post pictures of alternative uses of humans.

Comments (16)

Comment author: [deleted] 09 January 2012 12:32:24AM 15 points [-]

Something like this, perhaps?

(Sedlec Ossuary)

Comment author: Matt_Simpson 09 January 2012 02:35:05AM *  6 points [-]

Am I the only one who thought that looked awesome?

Edit: Does an upvote of this signify that the individual also thinks this room is awesome or that I am in fact the only one that thinks it's awesome?

Comment author: tut 09 January 2012 11:54:06AM 3 points [-]

I found it awesome too. I would even go so far as to venture that it was the intention of whoever built the place that anyone that entered it would find it awesome.

Comment author: Vaniver 08 January 2012 07:51:11PM *  9 points [-]

Clippys post pictures of alternative uses of humans.

Do humans have uses besides holding paper together, or fashioning metallic objects that do so?

Comment author: TheOtherDave 08 January 2012 08:11:25PM 5 points [-]

Maintaining and advancing the infrastructure that allows and encourages other humans to fashion such objects? Though admittedly that's a derivative value.

Comment author: wedrifid 09 January 2012 03:46:54AM 2 points [-]

Do humans have a use besides holding paper together, or fashioning metallic objects that do so?

Is it acceptable to make paperclips out of, say, bone? Or are the humans only useful for the iron they contain (and a touch of carbon to form the alloy.)

Comment author: [deleted] 09 January 2012 04:20:52AM 0 points [-]

I think a sufficiently advanced clippy would be able to do a lot more than steel.

Comment author: wedrifid 09 January 2012 04:34:57AM *  5 points [-]

It's a matter of what kind of paperclipper it is. If it was created to make paperclips where paperclips are defined as steel paperclips of given dimensions then it doesn't matter how advanced it becomes. It'll make steel paperclips.

Mind you it can still use our atoms in a fusion generator.

Comment author: wedrifid 10 January 2012 03:42:40AM *  2 points [-]

It just occurred to me that it is iron that is the building material required. That being the case everything in the human body (and the universe) represents either a building material or a potential source of nuclear energy. How convenient!

Comment author: Armok_GoB 10 January 2012 02:42:27PM 0 points [-]

Huh? I think your grammar broke. Or you're trying for some kind of very far fetched pun. Either way, please clarify.

Comment author: arundelo 10 January 2012 03:08:25PM 1 point [-]

The second sentence begins with an absolute phrase. My Little, Brown Handbook says that these are "always set off from the rest of the sentence with punctuation, usually a comma". In this instance the comma would come between "case" and "everything".

Comment author: wedrifid 10 January 2012 02:57:53PM *  0 points [-]

Huh? I think your grammar broke.

Not especially. I simplified things somewhat but I don't think it was necessary.

Or you're trying for some kind of very far fetched pun. Either way, please clarify.

I'm confused. What isn't clear? The physics reference?

Comment author: Armok_GoB 10 January 2012 03:21:57PM 0 points [-]

huh? No. The confusing parts are "building material" and "represents" I think.

Comment author: hamnox 09 January 2012 04:44:16PM *  2 points [-]

I like the pattern it makes on the walls and ceiling. I want one for my room.

Comment author: lukeprog 09 January 2012 02:30:03AM 1 point [-]
Comment author: thomblake 10 January 2012 03:31:42PM 0 points [-]

Somewhere in the distant galaxy, Clippys make paperclips.

FTFY