Your incredulity has been noted. With contempt. I'm allowed to want things.
But I do apologize for any personal offence I may have inadvertently caused.
Have you considered reacting to the need to apologize by ceasing to produce it? It can't be very inadvertent. It looks awfully advertent, or at least not like an evitandum of any kind.
If it's worth saying, but not worth its own post (even in Discussion), then it goes here.