This whole conversation was such a cliché.
Woman: Yay I want to get married with the man I love! Does anyone have any advice?
Man: Marriage is a bad idea. I can't see why anyone would want that.
Woman: I'm allowed to want things! You are being mean.
Man: Don't try and chain the poor guy with whom I suddenly identify!
Woman: I hate you and my fear of instability and falling out of love that you now represent! I want to wear a wedding dress and a pretty ring on my hand!
Man: I'm sorry.
Woman: Apology accepted.
Now I'm wondering what would've happened if my boyfriend had made the post.
If it's worth saying, but not worth its own post (even in Discussion), then it goes here.