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I'm also fond of:
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Karkat's just full of these gems of almost-wisdom.
0David_Gerard
Me: "The BOFH stories are just stories and certainly not role models. Ha! Ha! Baseball bat, please."
Boss: "The DNS stuff is driving me batty, but I'm not sure who needs taking into a small room and battering."
Me: "Your past self."
Boss: "Yeah, he was a right twat."
(I was thinking of Karkat, too.)
Here's the new thread for posting quotes, with the usual rules: