Humans are still apes according to any monophyletic definition of ape, given that bonobos are more closely related to us than to orangutans. (Also, birds are dinosaurs and dogs are wolves.)
Humans are still apes according to any monophyletic definition of ape
I don't see why being monophyletic is the most relevant property of definitions.
Also, are you also going to attempt to argue that humans are fish?
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