Humans are still apes according to any monophyletic definition of ape
I don't see why being monophyletic is the most relevant property of definitions.
Also, are you also going to attempt to argue that humans are fish?
There would be no point in defining fish monophyletically anyway, as it would then be just a synonym of craniates. (Also note that “apes, i.e. non-human hominoids, do not include humans” is a tautology but “fish, i.e. non-tetrapod craniates, do not include humans” is not.)
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