That said, I hereby grant you dispensation to dress up in a cloak. I'm probably OK with you playing beer pong, though I'm not really sure what that is.

I'm not either to be honest.

The spanking and the sending people on walks you'll have to negotiate with the spankees and the walkers.

Come to think of it I think I might dismiss the 'spankees' class entirely, abandon the 'walk' notion and proceed to negotiate mutual spanking options with those formerly in the 'walker' class. I don't think I have the proper frat-boy spirit.