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Second-order problem: You are to be thrown back in time, as Yvain stipulates, along with everyone else who has already posted a plan in this thread. The winner is the one who becomes emperor first. (My bet is on Alicorn.)
I doubt, 1000 at least, Roman women were constantly on the same mission, with little or no success for themselves.
But did they have all their teeth and oracular powers?
Matters a little, A wife or a mistress of an emperor could hope only to survive some more. Her son might become the new emperor. He might, she could not.
By Yvain's hypothesis, she possesses all human knowledge as of 2012. That makes her (along with all the other competitors) strongly superhuman. In my book, she wins simply because her declared strategy means she starts closer to the throne than anyone else.
Thanks for the vote of confidence. I mean, I have all my teeth, seducing an emperor should be a snap.
(There were other wrinkles to my plan - I was going to become the emperor's pen pal first as a male persona and present myself as said persona's daughter offered to the emperor as a token of friendship and be "possessed of oracular powers" - but this only works if Puppeteer Empress-Consort is a win condition.)
(If Puppeteer Empress-Consort is a win condition I can cooperate with someone else who is also thrown back.)
Don't be so sure. You've got some pretty severe competition. For example, Procopius, in his bitter Secret History, claims of Theodora (consort to Emperor Justinian) that in her days as a dancing girl/prostitute (before capturing Justinian's heart) she
I don't actually think seducing an emperor would be a snap, it just seems more doable for an early-twenties female than raising an army.
Early twenties? You realize that you're almost a spinster, right?
Yeah, I'd have to figure out how to lie about my age or work around it.
As far as I understand, you would look younger than your actual age to the average Roman, due to the vastly superior health care and nutrition that you'd enjoyed in modern times. So, you should be good on the age front.
Plenty of pretty young things will too. Some of them may even be patrician by birth.
Just teach us all to polyhack and we can all win.
I'm not sure how that would work... unless I hacked everybody bi too...
I suppose we could have khafra do that hack.
I figured that being in love with half the people would be good enough, though.
I don't think we're looking at that kind of gender ratio.
Well, we'll at least all be in love with you. Is that good enough?
Aww, I feel so counterfactually beloved.