You need to come up with a detailed written strategy for maximizing karma with minimal actual contribution.
Create a dozen sockpuppet accounts and use them to upvote every single one of your posts. Duh.
That's like getting a black belt in karate by buying one from the martial arts shop. It isn't karmawhoring unless you're getting karma from real people who really thought your comments worth upvoting.
Here's the new thread for posting quotes, with the usual rules: