Curious whether this is your stated reason for disliking the article, and, if so, whether it's your true rejection.
(If it's not your stated reason for disliking the article, I'm not sure why you made the comment.)
I did not particularly dislike the article.
I noticed that the post was especially short, for a post, and I chose to express it via a snowclone invocation of the longcat meme. For it amuses me.
Let's say you recently purchased a new computer game. Reviewers like the game, but they say that the game itself pales in comparison to a massive, difficult-to-access secret area near the end. Bizarrely, this secret area contains over 90% of the content in the game. It's also rumored to be a lot better designed.
If you're like most gamers, you'll probably play through the game normally a few times, and go for the secret area on your second or third try. But what if the game was real life, and you died as soon as your first try ended?
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