Please write a post, or several posts, in Discussion or off-site, about why you're impressed by Catholicism, about the equivalence you draw between theological and mathematical concepts, and about all that stuff you've written vague comments on. I would especially like it to address why you like Christianity when other religions are so much prettier.

I plan on writing a treatise some time in the next year that should address the more technical stuff, won't touch so much on why I like Catholicism in particular though. Not sure I agree other religions are much prettier—do you mean you find their concepts and perspectives more conceptually aesthetic? I think Catholicism is a lot more morally complex than many other religions. One way to make the comparison is with architecture: the optimization pressure put into architecture can act as a proxy measure for the optimization pressure put into the culture as a whole, including the philosophical and moral aspects of the culture. Anyway the only other religion I'm familiar with is Theravada Buddhism, it's possible I'm overestimating the value of Catholicism simply due to lack of variety of knowledge.

Please also shut up about religion unless someone brings it up first.

No thanks, at least not categorically.