It's really simple. The hidden variables are not local. General Relativity does not apply in the case of the particles below a certain size.
I assume that this is your personal model, given the lack of references. Feel free to flesh it out so that it makes new quantifiable testable predictions.
Some people however, tribals to be specific, are more interested in protecting legacies than they are with using the computationally cheaper belief set. The cost is reduced frequency of new inspirations of understanding.
My personal crackpot index counter clicks like mad after reading this.
You did not even remotely understand this comment. The whole point of what is written here is that there are infinite "Not even wrong" theories that conform to all current observations. The conventional interpretation of the Bell experiments is one of the less useful ones, because it is convoluted and has a larger computational complexity than necessary.
Today's post, Bell's Theorem: No EPR "Reality" was originally published on 04 May 2008. A summary (taken from the LW wiki):
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