It's really simple. The hidden variables are not local. General Relativity does not apply in the case of the particles below a certain size. Can you create a logically consistent belief set such that the FTL particles are not FTL and really just existing in multiple states at once? Yes.

You can also say that on 4/25/12, up is down and down is up so I fell up and couldn't get back down again.

IE there are infinite labeling systems for every set of observations. The minimal set has the least computational cost to consider, and thus is easier for people to process. Some people however, tribals to be specific, are more interested in protecting legacies than they are with using the computationally cheaper belief set. The cost is reduced frequency of new inspirations of understanding.