Hacking Quantum Immortality
Quantum immortality sounds exactly like the mythical hell: living forever in perpetual agony, unable to die and in your own branch of existence separate from everyone else you ever knew.
What if we can hack quantum immortality to force continued good health, and the mutual survival of our loved ones in the same branch of the universe as us?
It seems like one would "simply" need a device which monitors your health with biosensors, and if anything goes out of range- it instantly kills you in a manner with extremely low probability of failure. All of your friends and family would wear a similar device, and they would be coupled such that if one person becomes "slightly unhealthy" you all die instantly, keeping you all alive and healthy together.
We nearly have the technology to build such a thing now. Would you install one in your own body? If not, why not?
Who wants to invest in my new biotech startup which promises to stop all disease and human suffering within the next decade? Just joking, there is a serious technical problem here that makes it considerably more difficult than it sounds: for such a device to work the probability of it's failure must be much much less than the probability of your continued healthy survival. You also never get to test the design before you use it.
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If you wish to play with the so called QI, make sure it is a real thing.
Instead of committing a suicide, just swallow a big sleeping pill every time a Geiger ticks. Say it has 50% probability that it ticks in a 5 minutes period. If you are still awake hours after you have started this experiment, since there was no gamma ray emission in your branch, then it works! You can try it at home.
Yes, but after the experiment is over the copy of me in universes where I fell asleep would also wake up and the probability of remembering that I stayed awake through the entire experiment afterwards will always be 0.5^(minutes/5).
You actually have to kill yourself in the branches where the Geiger ticks to make observations about the validity of QI which persist afterwards, which you can then use to inform future decisions.
But note that no one else can do this experiment for you.
I think I'm actually going to try it... it should be fun during the process, too bad I won't remember the results afterwards.
Indeed. Does the standard philosophy literature on quantum immortality (don't tell me there isn't any) point out that, if it's real, there is a you who doesn't go to sleep at night, and will never go to sleep again? To me this seems of qualitatively less import than quantum immortality, but I can't see how it would actually work differently.
Yes, if QI is real every night there's a copy of you which spontaneously develops something like fatal familial insomnia and never goes to sleep again... however you would be unable to observe this without killing yourself in all universe branches where you sleep soundly. Don't try it at home.
And is about as real.
The idea of quantum suicide is that we should act as if we won't die, because there will be some future "us"es who don't die. But this argument is wrong because the person who makes the decisions isn't one of those future people - it's the present person, who is completely entitled to not want to die.
We can demonstrate that this fails even classically. Imagine a pill that, when taken, causes the taker to believe that taking the pill is a good idea. A rationalization drug. And suppose that this pill also causes violent diarrhea. Is taking this pill a good idea? The person who takes the pill would certainly say so! If one is to avoid similar entirely-classical silliness, one has to invalidate appeals to what future people will think as a reasonable way of deciding, and instead just make decisions according to the present person's preferences.
One response I've seen to this was "dying is not like a pill that modifies your judgement" - the trouble with this is that as modifying the output of your brain goes, putting a big hole through it is a highly effective example. Another possible response is that the present person is not "rationally allowed" to not want to die, for some philosophical reason. But that position is inconsistent with all our shiny theoretical models of what "rational choice" means, not to mention human behavior.
Ultimately, understanding quantum suicide boils down to understanding the difference between future utility and expected utility.
I would not because I am not a big fan of suicide.
Your proposed solution does not work. As long as there is a chance of failure of this device (and any device will have such a chance), you will not avoid the problems assumed by your premises.
I disagree: the failure rate of the device doesn't have to be zero for this to work, it just has to be many orders of magnitude lower than the natural failure rate of your body such that you're vastly more likely to keep living in good health, than experience a device failure.
It's a difficult, but not inherently impossible engineering problem. Only "false negative" failures (where you're in poor health but it fails to kill you) count here, so making the device err on the side of killing you for no reason during a suspected failure would actually be "safer" from a QI perspective.
Well, with "all friends and close family" clause this will probably have cascading effects...
It looks like even people who consider MWI the best model would still prefer to survive in all the branches where it is possible and more or less comfortable.
If someone creates such device, it will probably be set to truly crippling damage as threshold and will lack synchronisation. This way it will gain its market - but the users won't consider the branch where they survive as relevant... QI stories will be used simply to paint accusations of assisting suicide as religious intolerance.