Well, that breaks conservation of energy right there, so now you've got a really bizarre set of laws. What happens when you run electricity through water? In our universe this results in hydrogen and oxygen.
I really don't think you can save this thought experiment; the laws of physics are too intimately interconnected.
so now you've got a really bizarre set of laws.
Yes. I thought I was pretty clear on that. Breaking conservation of energy is barely touching how bizarre it is. It still acts like our universe, except where H20 and XeYZn are concerned.
What happens when you run electricity through water?
If you run electricity through XeYZn, it results in hydrogen and oxygen. If you even have H20, it will immediately turn into zenon, yttrium, and zinc.
Thagard (2012) contains a nicely compact passage on thought experiments: