Unless Clippy has been brainwashing some humans, the joys of paperclipping are not as alien to the human mind as we had thought:
"Should I buy now or wait for the new models?" is a refrain so often heard from the panicky first-timer, who forgets that the number of sledgehammer innovations in the last three thousand years can be counted on one finger.
If it's worth saying, but not worth its own post, even in Discussion, it goes here.