Farting is an imperfection, and all imperfections are sins against God, Who is perfect. If the fart was intentionally done to be obnoxious then God will know that. If He thinks it's funny then it's good and outweighs the inherent imperfection of farting. Otherwise it's still rude.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding. Don't worry, there won't be future posts like this, so you don't have to delete my LessWrong account, and anyway I could make another, and another.
But since you've dared to read this far:
Credibility. Should you maximize it, or minimize it? Have I made an error?
Discuss.
Don't be shallow, don't just consider the obvious points. Consider that I've thought about this for many, many hours, and that you don't have any privileged information. Whence our disagreement, if one exists?