You're completely right, except that (assuming I understand you correctly) you're implying CDT only thinks it's playing "room with money", while in reality it would be playing Newcomb.
And that's the issue; in reality Newcomb cannot exist, and if in theory you think you're playing something, you are playing it.
Does that make sense?
Perfect sense. Theorising that CDT would lose because it's playing a different game is uninteresting as a thought experiment; if I theorise that any decision theory is playing a different game it will also lose; this is not a property of CDT but of the hypothetical.
Let's turn to the case of playing in reality, as it's the interesting one.
If you grant that Newcomb paradoxes might exist in reality, then there is a real problem: CDT can't distinguish between free money boxes and Newcomb paradoxes, so so when it encounters a Newcomb situation it underperform...
I have read lots of LW posts on this topic, and everyone seems to take this for granted without giving a proper explanation. So if anyone could explain this to me, I would appreciate that.
This is a simple question that is in need of a simple answer. Please don't link to pages and pages of theorycrafting. Thank you.
Edit: Since posting this, I have come to the conclusion that CDT doesn't actually play Newcomb. Here's a disagreement with that statement:
And here's my response:
Edit 2: Clarification regarding backwards causality, which seems to confuse people:
Edit 3: Further clarification on the possible problems that could be considered Newcomb:
Edit 4: Excerpt from Nozick's "Newcomb's Problem and Two Principles of Choice":