Then let me just re-iterate, I don't see what about Newcomb you think is impossible.
The Newcomb set-up is just the following:
Predictor tells you that you are going to play a game in which you pick one box or two. Predictor tells you the payouts for those choices under two scenarios: (1) that Predictor predicts you will choose one box and (2) that Predictor predicts you will choose two boxes. Predictor also tells you its success rate (or you are allowed to learn this empirically). Predictor then looks at something about you (behavior, brain states, writings, whatever) and predicts whether you will take one box or two boxes. After the prediction is made and the payouts determined, you make your decision.
Indeed, your decision now does not affect your brain states in the past. Nor does your decision now affect Predictor's prediction, though your past brain states might depending on how the scenario is realized. And that's kind of the whole point. What you decide now doesn't affect the payouts. So, for CDT, you should take both boxes.
Notice, though, that the problem is not pressing unless the expected value of choosing one box is greater than the expected value of choosing two boxes. That is, the problem is not pressing if Predictor's accuracy is too low.
Now, you have been claiming that Newcomb is impossible. But in your comment here, you seem to be saying that it is really easy to set up. So, I don't know what you are trying to say cannot exist.
...Predictor tells you that you are going to play a game in which you pick one box or two. Predictor tells you the payouts for those choices under two scenarios: (1) that Predictor predicts you will choose one box and (2) that Predictor predicts you will choose two boxes. Predictor also tells you its success rate (or you are allowed to learn this empirically). Predictor then looks at something about you (behavior, brain states, writings, whatever) and predicts whether you will take one box or two boxes. After the prediction is made and the payouts determined
I have read lots of LW posts on this topic, and everyone seems to take this for granted without giving a proper explanation. So if anyone could explain this to me, I would appreciate that.
This is a simple question that is in need of a simple answer. Please don't link to pages and pages of theorycrafting. Thank you.
Edit: Since posting this, I have come to the conclusion that CDT doesn't actually play Newcomb. Here's a disagreement with that statement:
And here's my response:
Edit 2: Clarification regarding backwards causality, which seems to confuse people:
Edit 3: Further clarification on the possible problems that could be considered Newcomb:
Edit 4: Excerpt from Nozick's "Newcomb's Problem and Two Principles of Choice":