You won't get it in this echo chamber, and I hate to spend my own scarce karma to tell you this, but you are definitely on to something. Building FAI's so that they get problems right which can never occur in the real world IS a problem. It seems clear enough that the harder problem than getting an FAI to one-box Newcomb is getting an FAI to correctly determine when it has enough evidence to believe that a particular claimant to being Omega is legit. In the absence of a proper Omega detector (or Omega-conman rejector), the FAI will be scammed by entities, some of whom may be unfriendly.
I have read lots of LW posts on this topic, and everyone seems to take this for granted without giving a proper explanation. So if anyone could explain this to me, I would appreciate that.
This is a simple question that is in need of a simple answer. Please don't link to pages and pages of theorycrafting. Thank you.
Edit: Since posting this, I have come to the conclusion that CDT doesn't actually play Newcomb. Here's a disagreement with that statement:
And here's my response:
Edit 2: Clarification regarding backwards causality, which seems to confuse people:
Edit 3: Further clarification on the possible problems that could be considered Newcomb:
Edit 4: Excerpt from Nozick's "Newcomb's Problem and Two Principles of Choice":