Your intense concern with "signaling sub-standard masculinity" (you mention it 6 times in this endorsement) is weird and squicks me out. It doesn't signal good things. And since your entire endorsement is based on what the soap signals what you signal is very relevant to whether or not I would want to use the product.

I actually use Irish Spring though-- it's cheap and has this nice green color. But I also totally use my girlfriend's lavender deodorant after I sleep over, so what do I know?