If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.
-- Terry Pratchett, "Lords and Ladies"
I don't get it. (Anyway, the antecedent is so implausible I have trouble evaluating the counterfactual. Is that supposed to be the point, à la “if my grandma had wheels”?)
Here's the new thread for posting quotes, with the usual rules: