I am sorry to say this to a person who obviously cares very much about this, but the reason I didn't provide you "string substitutions" for your links is because that's going about things the wrong way.

Er, by string substitutions I meant I wanted to see you actually take a stab at writing the About page instead of just explaining how great it could be. For example, create an account on the LW wiki and make subpages on your account like I did.