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Genie provides a 3,000 foot long scroll, which if spoken perfectly will certainly do as you ask, but if spoken imperfectly in any of a million likely ways affords the genie room to screw you over.
Or the scroll is written in Martian.
"I wish for everything written on this scroll." Or some variation thereof that more exactly expresses that general idea.