The two examples are not contradictory, but analogous to one another. The correct conclusion in both is the same, and both are equally serious or ironic.
Suppose x² -2=0 has a solution that is rational. That leads to a contradiction. So any solution must be irrational.
Suppose x² +1=0 has a solution that is a number. That leads to a contradiction. So any solution must not be a number. Now what is a "number" in this context? From the text, something that is either positive, negative, or zero; i.e. something with a total ordering. And indeed we know (ETA: this is wrong, see below) that such solutions, the complex numbers, have no total ordering.
I see no relevant difference between the two cases.
There are lots of total orderings on the complex numbers. For example:
a + bi [>] c + di iff a >= c or (a = c and b >= d).
In fact, if you believe the axiom of choice there are "nice total orders" for any set at all.
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