Snakes can be described as cold and calculating.
...Why? You can ascribe any adjectives to any nouns, but why would you associate these with snakes in particular? I mean, cold, yes, strictly speaking, unless they have been on a warm rock lately. Or even in the sense that they probably lack humanlike emotions, but is that even meaningful to say about a snake, and even if it is, why would you want to put it in such a negative-affect-laden way?
And calculating? My pet snake is probably way worse at math than the average dog, let alone a bright parrot or five-year-old human. What would she even calculate? She finds warmth appealing and cold unappealing and drinks when she's thirsty and strikes when I dangle a dead mouse in front of her and flinches when surprised and hides under her half-a-log when she's got nothing else to do; this is not rocket science, her brain is about the size of a small raisin and it doesn't need to be any bigger.
And calculating?
Sure. Have you never heard of an adder?
An article from the Wall Street Journal. The original title might be slightly mind-killing for some people, but I found it moderately interesting especially considering that many LessWrongers formed part of the data set for the study the article talks about and a large fraction of us identified as libertarian on the last survey.
Inside the Cold, Calculating Libertarian Mind
The original paper.
Understanding Libertarian Morality: The Psychological Roots of an Individualist Ideology