If I say "What a load of crap! This post conveys about as much insight as a Rorschach test!" then that means, more or less by definition, that I don't get it and am unenlightened, right?
Has a dog Buddha-nature?
This is the most serious question of all.
If you say yes or no,
You [lose status by not realizing that the Buddha-nature is first and formost about conveying to others that you have Buddha nature without revealing what it is].
I say we've got more than enough 'buddah-nature' here already thanks. Any use of 'rationalist' without direct relation to utility maximisation or epistimic accuracy in a specific context. Any "can you prove your rationalist mettle and one box on this obfuscated newcomblike problem?"
Has a dog Buddha-nature?
WTF? Tell me what Buddha nature is. Give me a metric to measure it by. Then I'll tell you. Now, why do I care? What useful correlations does Buddha-nature have with anything else I need to know about dogs? Dumbass. Who made you Master and if this institution promotes people based on that kind of nonsense why do I want to be a part of it?
I value koans as an exercise. I am not sure whether this makes me "enlightened", or whether I have a "better" way of understanding than anyone else, merely that I have valued the experience.
The point of the koan isn't to find the 'right answer', the point of the koan is to struggle with it
I have struggled like that. It seems from the inside like I have come out the other side of that struggle, better able to be in the World.
...If I say "What a load of crap! This post conveys about as much insight as a Rorschach test!" then
In the traditions of Zen in which koans are common teaching tools, it is common to use a particular story as a novice's first koan. It's the story of Joshu's Dog.
What does this koan mean? How can we find out for ourselves?
It is important to remember certain things: Firstly, koans are not meant to be puzzles, riddles, or intellectual games. They are examples, illustrations of the state of mind that the student is expected to internalize. Secondly, they often appear paradoxical.
Thirdly, the purpose of Zen teaching isn't to acquire new conceptual baggage, but to eliminate it; not to generate Enlightenment, but to remove the false beliefs that preventing us from recognizing what we already possess. Shedding error is the point, not learning something new.
Take a look at Mumon's commentary for this koan:
I'll give you a hint: Joshu's reply isn't really an answer to the monk's question, it's a response induced by it. Joshu answers the question the monk didn't ask but should have - the question whose answer the monk is taking for granted in what he asks.
This morning I passed by a gym with a glass-walled front, and I saw within the building many people working at machines, moving weights back and forth. What was being accomplished? Superficially, nothing at all. Their actions would appear to be wasted; nothing was done with them. The real purpose, of course, was to exercise the body, to condition the muscles and strengthen the bones.
The point of the koan isn't to find the 'right answer', the point of the koan is to struggle with it, and by struggling, develop one's own understanding. Contradiction and apparent contradiction is a powerful tool for this purpose. Trying to understand, we usually perceive a contradiction and let the process terminate. But if we keep struggling with the problem, even though we cannot expect to achieve anything, we build within ourselves ever more complex models, ways of seeing. Eventually the complexity will be useful in dealing with other problems, ones with solutions we didn't see before.
One warning: the fact that a problem is used as a source of contradiction does not mean that it doesn't actually have an answer. Don't mistake the use for the reality.
Has a dog Buddha-nature?
This is the most serious question of all.
If you say yes or no,
You lose your own Buddha-nature.