While I sympathize with you, I think you should decrease your threshold for apparent difficulty of problems.

Along with what I just posted, I should also mention that I did say these two lines:

at the most fundamental, there's nothing to the task of figuring out one's terminal values other than simply figuring out what sensory patterns are most 'enjoyable' in the most basic sort of way imaginable, on a timescale sufficiently long-term to be something one would be unlikely to refer to as 'akrasia'

It gets somewhat confusing when you factor in [...] akrasia, and other problems that make us seem less 'coherent' of agents

Those seem to suggest I wasn't being as naive as your reply seems to imply.