I totally misunderstood what the hypothetical apostasy means [...] I guess you should downvote this article!
You might consider retitling it (and adding an explanation of why all the comments are about what "apostasy" means). Something like "What views do you defend that others find too weird to contemplate?", perhaps. I'm inclined to agree that it would have been better as an Open Thread post, but now that it's here it might as well get a more informative title.
By learning to overcome the Nirvana fallacy, I have managed to find my hypothetical apostasy: I want to cure aging!
I think that awesome stuff will happen in the far future and I plan on getting there, so I'll do my best to make sure that I stay alive as long as I can. (Also, my primitive survival instincts make me want to become immortal.) Unfortunately, due to my evolutionary baggage, my own genes are going to kill me in a few decades.
What's your hypothetical apostasy and how do you plan to put it in practice?
Edit #1: If you're downvoting this article, I'd like to know why you're doing that. Send me a message or reply here.
Edit #2: I totally misunderstood what the hypothetical apostasy means. I was under the impression that it meant defending a view that most people deem too weird to contemplate. See Lark's explanation. I guess you should downvote this article!