I'd like to add: find a source of cheap, tasty salads that are "composed" by people who are better at matching tasty leaves to tasty salad toppings than you are! Salad composition is pretty noticeable; meaning, the range of tastiness between well-put-together, harmonious salads and thrown-together, random salads is pretty big. If you already don't like veggies, then finding salad components and putting them together is too hard anyway, so pay someone else to do it thoughtfully!
Why can't I describe this without using pretentious art words?
Because they're not actually inherently pretentious, and effectively serve your purposes in the right context?
I have a strategy for getting myself to eat vegetables. I've been using it for about six months now, and it works well:
Side effect: people who see my plate think I'm a very healthy eater. But sometimes they ask my "why is your salad steaming?"
I also posted this on my blog