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Let's go through the list of Christian denominations by members, which would be, from the top:
Catholicism - 1.2 billion
Protestantism - 600–800 million: mainly Baptist, Lutherian, Methodists
Eastern Orthodoxy - 230 million: mainly the Russian Orthodox Church
Anglicanism - 85 million
Oriental Orthodoxy - 82 million
Restorationism - 49 million: e.g. Mormons, Jehova's Witnesses
I'll go through them, if any one of them in their doctrine believe that Christ did not actually live and did not get bodily resurrected, I'd concede my "sweeping generalization/attack on theists". What's the largest bet you're willing to make?
For full disclosure, "The belief in Jesus' physical resurrection remains the single doctrine most accepted by Christians of all denominational backgrounds."
If you want to stand by your charge of "sweeping generalization", let's bet.
Edit: Also, nothing special against (personal) theists. I abhor motivated cognition in favor of ludicrously contrived stupidity equally whereever I see it. (I myself think there is a case only for general theism, and only if counting simulationism in general in that category, which would be a non-traditional interpretation of general theism.)
Kawoomba, I'm a Christian, I don't see accusing Christians of Christianity as an attack. (Should I?)
I was referring to this:
All the magic events get explained away as symbolical, typical embellishments for their time, allegorical or something other.
Except the bodily resurrection.
That said, I think I pattern-matched your comment to "Kawoomba attacking theists again", probably because I was primed by "PawnOfFaith" and "Silent M". So I'm sorry for that. Pretty damn hypocritical on my part, too.
Unless of course you meant it as an attack, I guess.
So, one more litany, hopefully someone else finds it as useful.
It's an understatement that humility is not a common virtue in online discussions, even, or especially when it's most needed.
I'll start with my own recent example. I thought up a clear and obvious objection to one of the assertions in Eliezer's critique of the FAI effort compared with the Pascal's Wager and started writing a witty reply. ...And then I stopped. In large part because I had just gone through the same situation, but on the other side, dealing with some of the comments to my post about time-turners and General Relativity by those who know next to nothing about General Relativity. It was irritating, yet here I was, falling into the same trap. And not for the first time, far from it. The following is the resulting thought process, distilled to one paragraph.
I have not spent 10,000+ hours thinking about this topic in a professional, all-out, do-the-impossible way. I probably have not spent even one hour seriously thinking about it. I probably do not have the prerequisites required to do so. I probably don't even know what prerequisites are required to think about this topic productively. In short, there are almost guaranteed to exist unknown unknowns which are bound to trip up a novice like me. The odds that I find a clever argument contradicting someone who works on this topic for a living, just by reading one or two popular explanations of it are minuscule. So if I think up such an argument, the odds of it being both new and correct are heavily stacked against me. It is true that they are non-zero, and there are popular examples of non-experts finding flaws in an established theory where there is a consensus among the experts. Some of them might even be true stories. No, Einstein was not one of these non-experts, and even if he were, I am not Einstein.
And so on. So I came up with the following, rather unpolished mantra:
If I think up what seems like an obvious objection, I will resist assuming that I have found a Weaksauce Weakness in the experts' logic. Instead I may ask politely whether my argument is a valid one, and if not, where the flaw lies.
If you think it useful, feel free to improve the wording.