"Stats are so f**\ng stupid, ya know? Not that they’re stupid, its the way people apply them. You already have your mind made up, and then you go to imright.com and you start memorizing a bunch of s\t and just throw it up at people." -Bill Burr
Various poorly-attributed quotes would point out that this way of going about uses statistics like a drunk uses a lamppost -- for support, not illumination.
Here's another installment of rationality quotes. The usual rules apply: