Go home, fractalman; you're drunk.
I wasn't drunk, I was sleep deprived. I DO admit that my mental capacity while sleep deprived looks a lot like the mental capacity of a drunk...but I happen to get dizzy and nauseous at the mere smell of alchohol, so the chance for me to be drunk is pretty slim, if not negligible.
A fun comic about seashells and Bayes' Theorem. http://xkcd.com/1236/