Well, you're no mysterious ancient wizard. ;-)

Another hypothesis was that people who had acquired an epiphany addiction would prefer Eliezer's style, whereas those who just want to learn everything efficiently would prefer my style. But I didn't test this.

Applies to me at least. The "Does it bring out the snacks"-test encapsulates some of that elusive difference: the snacks come out when EY posts a longer post, they don't in your case.