the closest analogue would be people who will not change their beliefs in literally any circumstances
Nope. "I'm certain that X is true now" is different from "I am certain that X is true and will be true forever and ever".
I am absolutely certain today is Friday. Ask me tomorrow whether my belief has changed.
I very much doubt that you are absolutely certain. There are a number of outlandish but not impossible worlds in which you could believe that it is Friday, yet it might not be Friday; something akin to the world of The Truman Show comes to mind.
Unless you believe that all such alternatives are impossible, in which case you may be absolutely certain, but incorrectly so.
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