ThrustVectoring comments on Open thread, August 5-11, 2013 - Less Wrong

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Comment author: ThrustVectoring 06 August 2013 01:38:45PM 2 points [-]

Take a big company like, say, goldman-sachs. Buy out of the money put options. Death-note the top three or four layers of management, simultaneously. Use the millions of dollars you have appropriated for whatever.

Comment author: ChristianKl 06 August 2013 09:24:46PM *  3 points [-]

What do you tell the SEC when they asked you why you brought the options for Goldman Sachs?

Comment author: ThrustVectoring 09 August 2013 01:19:57AM 0 points [-]

Tell them the options were bought on the advice of a psychic reading. Or an Ouija board. Given that people know of the Death Note, they would suspect you to be the holder of the Death Note. Without that suspicion, it's just a massive coincidence.

Alternatively, buy the options as part of a hedge, or as part of a variety of out of the money put options, or as part of any other broad investment strategy. If you get hundred-to-one returns, if it's 5% of your portfolio then you still have five-to-one returns, which is plenty.

Comment author: FiftyTwo 06 August 2013 04:38:38PM 2 points [-]

If we're happy to go full evil then killing world leaders is also a good way to disrupt the economy (see the sudden crash when a fake report of Obama being shot was released).

Comment author: ThrustVectoring 06 August 2013 07:40:00PM 8 points [-]

That's likely to cause more collateral damage than merely taking out the leadership of one company. Cost/benefit analysis and whatnot.

Gambling on sporting events is probably another good way to use the Death Note for making money. It's probably far more ethical. Does the Death Note work on horses? If so, then you can bet on longshots while sabotaging the favorites by killing horses.