Those beliefs don't propagate where they should, that's the issue, and universe doesn't care if you made an excuse to make it sound better. Those beliefs still have zero effect on inferences, and that's what matters. And when you get some of that weak "evidence" such as your Zeus example it doesn't go towards other hypotheses, but it goes towards Zeus, because the latter you have been prompted with.
Or when you process an anecdote, it would seem to me that with your qualitative Bayes you are going to tend to affect your belief about the conclusion too much and your belief about how the anecdote has been picked, too little (for contentious issues you expect anecdotes for both sides). Since you are doing everything qualitatively rather than quantitatively, that's an approximation, and approximation that breaks down for what is normally not called "evidence".
edit: I'd think, by the way, that a real deity and a made up deity would result in statistically different sets of myths, making a specific set of myths evidence either for or against a deity depending on the actual content of the myths. Just as a police report by the suspect where the suspect denies guilt can be either evidence against or for the guilt depending on what the suspect actually said and how it squares together with the other facts.
edit2: an analogy. Suppose you have a huge, enormous network of water pipes, or an electronic circuit. A lot of pipes, trillions. You want to find water flow in a specific point, or you want to find voltage at a spot. (Probability flows in an even more complicated manner than water in pipes or electricity through resistor networks, by the way, and numbers are larger than trillions). I am telling you that you aren't considering a lot of pipes, they have effective flow of zero where they should have non-zero. You're saying that no, you can have one thick pipe which is all the flows that you didn't even consider - a pipe that aren't really connected much to anything. As far as processing flows does, that does not even make any coherent sense.
Bayes theorem only works with as much information as you put into it. Humans can only ever be approximate Bayesian agents. If you learn about some proposition you never though of before it is not a failing of Bayesian reasoning, it is just that you learn you have been doing it wrong up until that point and have to recompute everything.
David Chapman criticizes "pop Bayesianism" as just common-sense rationality dressed up as intimidating math[1]:
What does Bayes's formula have to teach us about how to do epistemology, beyond obvious things like "never be absolutely certain; update your credences when you see new evidence"?
I list below some of the specific things that I learned from Bayesianism. Some of these are examples of mistakes I'd made that Bayesianism corrected. Others are things that I just hadn't thought about explicitly before encountering Bayesianism, but which now seem important to me.
I'm interested in hearing what other people here would put on their own lists of things Bayesianism taught them. (Different people would make different lists, depending on how they had already thought about epistemology when they first encountered "pop Bayesianism".)
I'm interested especially in those lessons that you think followed more-or-less directly from taking Bayesianism seriously as a normative epistemology (plus maybe the idea of making decisions based on expected utility). The LW memeplex contains many other valuable lessons (e.g., avoid the mind-projection fallacy, be mindful of inferential gaps, the MW interpretation of QM has a lot going for it, decision theory should take into account "logical causation", etc.). However, these seem further afield or more speculative than what I think of as "bare-bones Bayesianism".
So, without further ado, here are some things that Bayesianism taught me.
What items would you put on your list?
ETA: ChrisHallquist's post Bayesianism for Humans lists other "directly applicable corollaries to Bayesianism".
[1] See also Yvain's reaction to David Chapman's criticisms.
[2] ETA: My wording here is potentially misleading. See this comment thread.