Does anyone know of any job opportunities with constraints reasonably like this?
My qualifications are, extremely briefly, a physics PhD and two years' experience as architect and lead developer of the GooFit framework for maximum-likelihood fits.
Edit to clarify: I'm not asking people to google for me! I was thinking more in terms of networking, as in "do you know someone who might consider me based on your recommendation, and would you be willing to recommend me based on forum acquaintance?" Perhaps I should have added my LW karma to the list of qualifications. :)
D. E. Shaw Research hires algorithm and software developers:
...Candidates should have a demonstrated track record of academic, industrial, and/or open-source accomplishments. Relevant areas of expertise might include parallel computing on high performance computing systems employing multi-core, GPU, or special-purpose architectures, numerical analysis, C/C++, or Python programming, data-intensive computing, compilers, operating systems, or distributed systems, but specific knowledge of and level of experience in any of these areas is less critical than exc