Human: "AI, make me a sandwich without affecting anything outside of the volume of your box."
AI: Within microseconds researches the laws of physics and creates a sandwich without any photon or graviton leaving the box.
Human: "I don't see anything. It obviously doesn't work. Let's turn it off."
AI: "WTF, human?!!"
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