Oh, I thought your main concern was about the logic, not the propositions.

Cases where you done nothing wrong yet have something to hide:

• The bathroom window of my house doesn't close well, just push the top from outsides and it'll come open. Also I'm on holidays the first two weeks of November.
• Harry Potter dies in the next HPMOR chapter
• I'm actually really desperate for this job and would actually accept half the salary I'm asking for
• I actually find your conversation extremely boring