I am from Brazil, we use the worldwide metrical system, we use commas for decimal points, we do not live in a jungle, I have never gone to school in an anaconda, there are no elephants here, buenos aires is not our capital, I don't like soccer or carnival, Rio is also not our capital, Samba is a music style, yes I can dance to it, no it doesn't get me laid, no the women here do not look like you think they do.

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No this had nothing to do with somervta, but I just felt like giving all the classical responses at once