So there is still a need for "friendly AI". But this is quite different from the idea of interpreting "make humans happy" as "tile the universe with smiley faces".

It just blows my mind that after the countless hours you've spent reading and writing about the Friendly AI problem, not to mention the countless hours people have spent patiently explaining (and re- re- re- re-explaining) it to you, that you still don't understand what the FAI problem is. It's unbelievable.