You can ask me something. I don't promise to answer. If you've never heard of me and want to ask me something anyway, here's some hooks:
I have many opinions on how humans interact with computers and how computers interact with computers; i.e. user interface design, programming language design, networking, and security.
I consider myself to have an akrasia problem but am reasonably successful* in life despite it, for causes which appear to me to be luck or other people's low standards.
* To be more precise, I have money (but many unfinished goals which I don't see how to throw money at). Though putting it in those words suggests some ideas…
How does your IRC Teddybot software work to help anyone solve problems - is this like the old Eliza program where questions are paraphrased back to the user?
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