Do you consider zero to be even?
(If yes, I hope you don't decide to respond to this question.)
I decided against responding to such a silly trap, so because zero is even and the truth condition thus fulfilled, I decided to answer the question, so because I decided to respond to the question and zero is even, I decided against responding to such a silly trap, so -s--s-..... -...
[You'll be our first line of defense against uFAI, smithereening it with a simple question.]
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More accurately, ask any participating LessWronger anything that is in the category of questions they indicate they would answer.
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