This is a thread for rationality-related or LW-related jokes and humor. Please post jokes (new or old) in the comments.
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Q: Why are Chromebooks good Bayesians?
A: Because they frequently update!
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A super-intelligent AI walks out of a box...
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Q: Why did the psychopathic utilitarian push a fat man in front of a trolley?
A: Just for fun.
A Bayesian apparently is someone who after a single throw of a coin will believe that it is biased. Based on either outcome.
Also, why do 'Bayes', 'base' and 'bias' sound similar?
Lumifer was using the word "expected" correctly.