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An infinite number of mathematicians walked into a bar. I'll have a beer, the first one said. I'll have half as much beer as the first mathematician said the second. I'll have half as much beer as the second mathematician said the third. The bartender looked at all of them, said you guys are jerks, and served them two beers.
"I'll have a beer", the first one says. "I'll have two beers", says the second. "Three beers, please", says the third.
The bartender says, "you guys owe me a twelfth of a beer."
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do all of you want a drink?" The first logician replies, "I don't know." The second logician says, "I don't know." The third logician says, "Yes."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. It collapses into a gravitational singularity.
...and starts to emit Stephen Hawkings
Two Bayesian agents with common priors walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have a beer". The second one says "that sounds good, I'll have one too".
I don't get this one.
Wikipedia: "1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + ⋯".