philh comments on Rationality Jokes Thread - Less Wrong

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Comment author: [deleted] 19 December 2014 05:29:08AM *  5 points [-]

An infinite number of mathematicians walked into a bar. I'll have a beer, the first one said. I'll have half as much beer as the first mathematician said the second. I'll have half as much beer as the second mathematician said the third. The bartender looked at all of them, said you guys are jerks, and served them two beers.

Comment author: philh 19 December 2014 01:17:49PM 9 points [-]

"I'll have a beer", the first one says. "I'll have two beers", says the second. "Three beers, please", says the third.

The bartender says, "you guys owe me a twelfth of a beer."

Comment author: MartinB 22 December 2014 11:25:14PM 0 points [-]

I don't get this one.

Comment author: arundelo 22 December 2014 11:37:22PM 2 points [-]
Comment author: James_Miller 19 December 2014 07:23:16PM 8 points [-]

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do all of you want a drink?" The first logician replies, "I don't know." The second logician says, "I don't know." The third logician says, "Yes."

Comment author: g_pepper 28 December 2014 04:40:59PM 2 points [-]

Two Bayesian agents with common priors walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have a beer". The second one says "that sounds good, I'll have one too".

Comment author: Nate_Gabriel 19 December 2014 09:37:32PM 3 points [-]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. It collapses into a gravitational singularity.

Comment author: Lumifer 19 December 2014 10:03:06PM 5 points [-]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. It collapses into a gravitational singularity.

...and starts to emit Stephen Hawkings