[LINK] Erotic fiction about clippy, fresh off the press

-7 Post author: Neotenic 14 March 2015 08:38AM

Comments (6)

Comment author: skeptical_lurker 14 March 2015 03:37:17PM 2 points [-]

I said that EY's negative PR from writing Harry Potter fanfic couldn't get any worse.

I was wrong. He could start writing a rationalist version of this, with steamy acausial sex scenes.

Comment author: shminux 14 March 2015 07:30:37PM 0 points [-]

hmm, how would acausal sex work, exactly?

Comment author: RichardKennaway 16 March 2015 09:43:45AM 3 points [-]

hmm, how would acausal sex work, exactly?

The dating would be like this. For what comes after, look up how people have (cough so I hear) virtual sex in virtual worlds online. And there is a tantalising phrase in a footnote to the linked paper, "the sexual possibilities offered by paraconsistent logic".

Comment author: skeptical_lurker 15 March 2015 11:40:41AM 2 points [-]

Clippy doesn't exist, but according to my simulations, if he did exist he'd probably be roughly forcing me onto the bed and undoing my bra right now.

So hot

For bonus points, you could build a robot to enact the actions determined by the simulations.

Comment author: DanArmak 27 March 2015 11:22:52AM -1 points [-]

Clippy doesn't exist, but according to my simulations, if he did exist he'd probably be roughly forcing me onto the bed and undoing my bra right now.

Then he'd forget all about you as he started making your bra wire into a paperclip.

Comment author: Eitan_Zohar 14 March 2015 07:27:24PM 0 points [-]

There are so many avenues to troll a website like this I'm disappointed.