"If you use any editor other than vim or emacs, you are a moron."

"I don't use vim or emacs. Which other editors have you tried?"

"...none. All others are terrible!"

This is about the point at which my response would be "How would you know, then?" or, worse, "I try not to form strong convictions about subjects where I don't have evidence worth speaking of."

Fortunately, these days I get to work with people who are less of technical assholes than myself, so the subject doesn't come up.