"I'm just explaining why it is that I won't tell anyone the Secret of how the ineffable difference between blueness and redness arises from mere atoms for less than $100,000 -"

I'll give you $100 for a reasonably detailed explanation of this, as long as you publish it under the GFDL or a similar license.

I can think of a reason why Eliezer Yudkowsky won't take you up on this offer...

I mean, above and beyond not being able to hold up his end ;-)