Eliezer, how about turning the original post into a survey? It's already structured, so all that you (or someone with an hour of free time) have to do is:

1) Find a decent survey-creating site.
2) Enter all paragraphs the original post (maybe except #9) as questions.
3) Allow the results to be viewed publicly, without any registration.

The answer to each question would be a list of radio-buttons like this:
( ) Strongly agree
(·) Agree
( ) Don't know
( ) Disagree
( ) Strongly disagree

Does anybody know a survey site that allows all of the above?